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Precision Guesswork Sweatshirt

$27.00

🌹 Precision Guesswork. Questionable Expertise. 100% Rose Geek. 🌹

Know someone who can confidently diagnose a rose problem from one blurry photo, predict a bloom time with absolutely no evidence, or recommend a rose they've never actually grown? Congratulations—you've found a Rose Geek!

Featuring our tongue-in-cheek definition of a Rose Geek, this design celebrates the rose enthusiasts who know a little, guess a lot, and can turn any conversation into a discussion about roses.

Perfect for garden walks, rose society meetings, nursery shopping, and gently teasing the person who always has an answer.

See also: Wizard. Magician. Rose Addict. 🌿😉

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  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.